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“As you can see by my many co-conspirator charges, I work well with others.” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“By the time I get my workout clothes on, I’m done exercising.” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a Presidential pardon.”
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“I don’t get it. We had all those meetings.” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“I’ve enjoyed being a pet, but it’s time for me to get a real job.” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“Run it by the legal department—but don’t let them see you.” – The New Yorker Magazine
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“The doctor will see you shortly. In the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Whatever we do, we don’t put in a comments section.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I’m very impressed.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I blame the government for everything. What do you do?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“It sure doesn’t feel like the Renaissance.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“It keeps me focussed.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“It’s a sort of popular-attractive-kid-from-well-to-do-stable-family-succeeds-against-all-odds-story.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“While you were deciding, we raised our prices.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Do you have all those things in stock?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I’m just here to complain about the length of this line.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Don’t worry—I’ll invest your money in socially responsible companies.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“See if I.T. can fix this without making me feel like an idiot.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I have to go—it’s time to feed the cat.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Any other strengths?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“We tried forming a collective—no leader, no structure, no power dynamics—but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg.” – New Yorker Magazine
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EAT AT RAY’S vs. EAT AT JOE’S – New Yorker Magazine
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