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“I think we’re named after computer passwords.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I’d like to give you an allowance, but who carries cash anymore?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Can you open this for me?” – New Yorker Magazine
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” … and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Well, of course they don’t exist. Now.” – New Yorker Caption Contest
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PATENT OFFICE – New Yorker Cartoon
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“You have something stuck between your teeth.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Plan B is firing whoever came up with Plan A.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Frankly, I don’t see the resemblance.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Not everyone benefits from technological advances.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“I don’t remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“I’ve decided to leave public office because I lost the election.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Mom, Dad, I’m merry.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“I’m starting a startup that helps other startups start up.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“We were not amused.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“I find the balloons easier to grip when they’re slightly deflated.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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